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Granger Enchanted Christmas Challenge

  • Nov. 29th, 2008 at 7:15 PM


Christmas ‘08

Written for the Granger Enchanted Christmas Challenge

 

Prompt: Everyone else was getting presents and she was locked in a broom closet with the one wizard who she wanted to hex into oblivion.

 

Disclaimer: Not mine…just like to play with them from time to time. I promise to give them back to J K when I’m done.

 

Summary: For the Christmas ’08 Challenge prompt was: Everyone else was getting presents and she was locked in a broom closet with the one wizard who she wanted to hex into oblivion.


Pairing: Hermione/Draco

Rating: NC-17

 

Look into the Closet... )

Rant!

  • Jul. 21st, 2008 at 2:52 PM

Ok everyone I just felt like ranting so if you want to read it click on the cut....



Gay Marriage

  • Jul. 10th, 2008 at 4:48 AM

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of
Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America and the U.K.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Stole this from cowgirlnm_1's profile because I just had too.

Quote i found

  • Jul. 5th, 2008 at 12:33 PM

I found this quote while playing around on livejournal and just thought that it was a really good quote and I decided to share it with my wonderful friends. I am sorry that I don't post on here more often, but I think that now that I am at work and have the time, I might do that. Hugs and kisses to you all, I love ya.



Lies Revealed...

  • Jan. 18th, 2008 at 8:29 PM


Title: Lies Revealed, Sweet Revenge, and Eternal Love
Author: Redneckmama
Rating: NC-17
Paring: HP/LV
Warnings: Dark fic, mention of rape, blood, gore, torture, slash, language, AU, OOC, Creature fic
Disclaimer: If I owned HP there would be lots of slash and Harry would be evil.

A/N: Remember when in their Dark Lord guises Tom and Diemos are referred to as Voldemort and Prince.

 

Chapter Warning- Lots and lots of smut. This includes both slash (if this bothers you…why are you reading this?) and (OMG) het. Oh yeah there is also a little bloody meal between our favorite vamps in the beginning. If this makes you queasy skip to the second subchapter.

Big hugs and kisses for all of you lovely people who reviewed. This chapter is my thanks to all of you. Pure PWP. 

Link to Chapter 11

Lies Revealed...

  • Jan. 10th, 2008 at 6:22 PM

Title: Lies Revealed, Sweet Revenge, and Eternal Love
Author: Redneckmama
Rating: NC-17
Paring: HP/LV
Warnings: Dark fic, mention of rape, blood, gore, torture, slash, language, AU, OOC, Creature fic
Disclaimer: If I owned HP there would be lots of slash and Harry would be evil.

Summary: Harry discovers his whole life has been a series of lies, even his name. When he finds out the truth, blood and tears will be all that is left behind. Dark!Evil!Harry, Evil!Manipulative!Dumbledore





Chapter 10

Lies Revealed...

  • Nov. 25th, 2007 at 1:25 PM

Ok. First off I want to apologize for the wait. RL sucks sometimes. For making you all wait so long here is an extra long chappie. The muse is back and with it came this.

Thanks for all the lovely reviews they really get the muse movin. Hugs and Kisses to you all.


Title: Lies Revealed, Sweet Revenge, and Eternal Love
Author: Redneckmama
Rating: NC-17
Paring: HP/LV
Warnings: Dark fic, mention of rape, blood, gore, torture, slash, language, AU, OOC, Creature fic
Disclaimer: If I owned HP there would be lots of slash and Harry would be evil.

A/N: Remember when in their Dark Lord guises Tom and Diemos are referred to as Voldemort and Prince.

Chapter Warnings: This chapter contains character death and slash. If this offends you…..what are you doing reading this??


Link to Chapter 9

Lies Revealed...

  • Nov. 1st, 2007 at 11:58 PM


Title: Lies Revealed, Sweet Revenge, and Eternal Love
Author: Redneckmama
Rating: NC-17
Paring: HP/LV
Warnings: Dark fic, mention of rape, blood, gore, torture, slash, language, AU, OOC, Creature fic
Disclaimer: If I owned HP there would be lots of slash and Harry would be evil.

Clip------




Link to Chapter 8

“Why you insolent, arrogant, pig headed arsehole,” Tom screamed. Diemos face softened into a smirk at the insults.

“Tell me how you really feel, Tom,” he leered.

 

Me

  • Oct. 19th, 2007 at 12:10 AM







What's Your Reputation at Hogwarts? (26 different characters)




Crazy Outspoken Psycho (Who's Original In Every Way)House: HufflepuffBest Friend(s): Blaise, Fred, George, and yourself.GryffindorsHarry: Thinks you hate him ever since you called him a "creep". (And is still a little upset that you never gave Cedric the chance to ask you to the Yule Ball so he could go with Cho).Ron: Likes that you don't bow down to Harry and that you wear whatever you want without being so self-consious.Hermione: Is envious of your hair. She loves how you color it, keep it shiny and tamed, and how you do it. Her favorite of your hair styles was your "Hot Pink Streaks" style.Oliver Wood: Has dreams about meeting you in person and falling head over heels for you immediately.Fred and George Weasley: Are your best friends and sidekicks. You assist them in every way possible, and vice versa.Seamus Finnigan: Likes that you wear different colored clothes and don't bother to always match but somehow manage to look great.Neville Longbottom: Thinks you're a little loopy but is still kind to you.Dean Thomas: Always compares his girlfriends to you.Ginny Weasley: Helped you add blue dye to your hair one day because she wanted to find out if you were actually that cool in real life.Parvati Patil: Copies your style profusely and relentlessly.Padma Patil: Secretly hates you ever since you mistook her for her sister and called her a "brainless fashion robot".HufflepuffsCedric Diggory: Was going to ask you to the Yule Ball but was cut short when George and Fred ran up to with a new idea for their shop and you excused yourself excitedly.RavenclawsCho Chang: Is upset that Cedric only asked her to the Yule Ball as a last resort, but still accepts the fact that you're much better looking than she could ever hope to be.SlytherinsDraco Malfoy: Wants to be able to express himself like you. He wishes he didn't have to care what other people of him and could just say "I don't give a fuck," with as much ease as you do.Crabbe: Is attracted to your bright hair and clothes.Goyle: Likes your really long eye lashes.Pansy Parkinson: Wishes she had beauty like yours.Marcus Flint: Likes your taste in music (electronic, indie, alternative) and almost mustered up enough courage to ask you to a concert.Blaise Zabini: Is one of your other closest friends because you got him to open up. He confessed everything to you and even cried a little on your shoulder, and you two are the best of friends.TeachersDumbledore: Has no doubt that you'll take your creativity to all new levels as you mature. (as in get older, not more... motherly).Professor McGonagall: Is proud, but watchful, of your ambition.Professor Flitwick: Likes you, but doesn't know you too well.Professor Trelawney: Asks you for your opinion on everything she does.Professor Snape: Loves how you brighten the room, but hates how you attract the attention.Filch: Envies you for having so much fun at school.
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Lies Revealed...

  • Oct. 16th, 2007 at 12:07 PM

Lies Revealed, Sweet Revenge, and Eternal Love

 

 

Title: Lies Revealed, Sweet Revenge, and Eternal Love

Author: Redneckmama

Rating: NC-17

Paring: HP/LV

Warnings: Dark fic, mention of rape, blood, gore, torture, slash, language, AU, OOC, Creature fic

Disclaimer: If I owned HP there would be lots of slash and Harry would be evil.

 

Link to Chapter 6 on FF.net

Oct. 1st, 2007

  • 2:14 PM

Title: Lies Revealed, Sweet Revenge, and Eternal Love

Author: Redneckmama

Rating: NC-17

Paring: HP/LV

Warnings: Dark fic, mention of rape, blood, gore, torture, slash, language, AU, OOC, Creature fic

Disclaimer: If I owned HP there would be lots of slash and Harry would be evil.

 

Summary: Harry discovers his whole life has been a series of lies, even his name. When he finds out the truth, blood and tears will be all that is left behind. Dark!Evil!Harry, Evil!Manipulative!Dumbledore

 
Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

my Man

  • Sep. 21st, 2007 at 3:59 PM







Who is your Harry Potter love match? (for girls)




Draco MalfoyYou love to look good on the arm of your man! Other people envy you, and you want the kind of guy who can keep you in style. Your champagne tastes match his exactly,
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Diary of a Death Eater

  • Aug. 8th, 2007 at 11:06 PM

Title: Diary of a Death Eater
Author: Me...Silly
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Harry/Lucius Hermione/Draco
Warnings: Slash
Disclaimer: I dont own them I just put them to good use.
Summary: A Diary is found. What secrets lie inside?

Ok, so my muses bite hard and decided that this idea was the only thing to satisfy them. I hope it makes sense. I think I know where it’s going but if you have ideas for this fic please feel free to let me know, nothing is set in stone…yet. This fic is AU. DH never happened, and some things in HBP didn’t either. Also in my world the Malfoys are just misunderstood. Warnings: This will end up a slash fic; if that’s not your cup of tea you can skip the slashy parts. Please review. I feed them to my muses, that and a healthy dose of butterbeer.

 

Jul. 29th, 2007

  • 6:52 PM

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Draco Malfoy blows up Hogwarts in McGonagall's office
Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

Mud and New Clothes

  • Jul. 28th, 2007 at 11:28 AM

Title: Mud and New Clothes
Author: redneckmama236
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Spoilers: None
Summary: Harry. Draco. Mud. Smut. Any Questions?

Everything will be fine...

  • Jul. 16th, 2007 at 7:52 PM

This is my first fic, and I thought I'd post it here. Let me know what you think. I have the first nine chapters done so far, but suggestions are welcome.

Title: Everything will be fine.
Rating: NC-17
Author: Redneckmama
Pairing: Hermione/Draco
Summary: Hermione and Draco have a whirlwind relationship. Deatheaters find out. Chaos ensues. Will he save her? What then?
Chapter: Waking Up

Jul. 16th, 2007

  • 7:45 PM

This is my first twin fic and I thought I would post it and see what everyone thinks. Feedback is great feed for my muses.

Title: Fred and George's Way of Helping (or Truth or Dare)

Author: Redneckmama

Rating: R

Summary: They had been working on the potion for the past six weeks. Tonight was finally the night.

Disclaimer: I don't own them, I just play with them.



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